Chapter 1, Unfortunate.

Do not come over here

Could it be that what just happened was merely an illusion? Xu Yongmin shook his head, filled with fear, and began to compose himself as he set off for work

Lacking ambition, the greatest dream is merely to marry a beautiful woman and live a life of indulgence and comfort.

It is indeed quite a dismal situation. Xu Yongmin, after all, graduated from a prestigious university, yet in the increasingly competitive job market of the twenty-first century, he can only manage a menial position at a district-level television station. Individuals like Xu Yongmin, who lack a government position and do not have the opportunity to appear on programs, belong to the lowest tier within the television station, essentially no different from the elderly security guard.

Doctor, something truly happened. Please take another look.

Xu Yongmin has just entered the door

Young man, there is no need to look further; apart from your stomach and intestines, you have nothing else.

What joke are you all talking about? It's so funny

A crumpled tissue suddenly flew in, striking Xu Yongmin squarely on the tip of his nose

Xiao Fang is the most well-behaved girl in the office. It is said that before Xu Yongmin arrived, she was already doing the part-time work that Xu Yongmin is currently doing. However, after Xu Yongmin came, the colleagues shifted their focus onto him. As the only male in the office, Xu Yongmin always bears too much "care".

Friend Xiaodong only heard a loud shout from Xu Yongmin behind him. Turning around, he saw Xu Yongmin darting up the mountain path by the roadside like a wild dog. In the blink of an eye, he vanished into the dense thicket of trees and grass. The sight was quite a mess, hunched over with his arms wrapped around his stomach, and his footsteps were incredibly swift, disappearing in an instant, just like a rabbit.

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Oh my!

Doctor, please take another look. Something truly happened in my stomach. I am not lying to you.

There are those with ulterior motives, harboring inappropriate thoughts towards the three beautiful women of the organization

Doctor, can we take another X-ray just this once

Then, could it have transferred to another part of the body, such as the neck or even the brain

Xu Yongmin seemed to have witnessed that horrifying, bloody scene, and then let out a howl akin to that of a wolf. He pulled up his sweatpants and ran back to the dormitory at a speed surpassing that of a bear, quickly changed his clothes, and headed straight to the nearest hospital

This is not his own voice; it is clearly the voice of that doctor from earlier! Yet that crude remark undeniably came from his own mouth

Xu Yongmin was startled and jumped up. Looking down, he was shocked to find that the branch was not a real branch, but rather a bizarre and terrifying simulated insect. At that moment, this dreadful creature had completely devoured his brother! ... Xu Yongmin could even feel a chilling sensation as this ghastly thing began to seep into his skin ...

Strong sense of justice, once wanted to be a hero and save a beauty by chasing after the police, only to find out later that the beauty was a tax-evading escort

After graduating from university, I finally found a decent job in the coastal city of Ningzhou, but the salary is pitifully low, barely enough to support myself

His abilities are average; while others can understand something in one hour, he generally takes just over one hour and one second to grasp it

Xu Yongmin immediately spotted Morphy, who was lazily leaning against the windowsill, laughing so heartily that her body shook. Her chest was heaving, raising concerns that the two thin silk straps on her shoulders might snap under the weight at any moment. As Morphy laughed recklessly, she pointed at Xu Yong and exclaimed, "The silliest boy of 2005 has arrived, Gege..."

Puff

As soon as the coarse words escaped his lips, Xu Yongmin was taken aback, covering his mouth and standing frozen in place

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Go to hell

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Xu Yongmin sighed, lamenting that he was a good young man of the new century, having never done anything to feel guilty about in his life. He could not possibly be so unfortunate as to become the first eunuch of this century by "luck"

This person has an average appearance; according to the perspective of Pi Zi Cai, he can be roughly categorized as somewhat above the hardworking and diligent type.

Suddenly, I recalled the American blockbuster series "Alien." Xu Yongmin was so shocked that he trembled. A few days ago, while browsing the web, I even saw news stating that a deadly creature resembling an alien had been discovered in a certain location. Could this thing also be an alien organism? If so, it would definitely want to use its belly as a habitat, and once it matured, it would burst out from within.

Xu Yongmin covered his nose and successively moved to six different battlefields, finally emptying the accumulation in his stomach. It was only at the end that he suddenly realized a very serious problem: he had come out for a run, wearing nothing but a basketball uniform, and his pockets were completely empty! He wanted to seek help from Xiaodong, but that fellow had long since disappeared without a trace.

A moment of silence, followed by the usual uproarious laughter of the entire office

Xu Yongmin cursed again, but his voice changed back.

For instance, if the water in the office water dispenser runs out, he is responsible for carrying a new bottle

And - Picture - Book "Doctor, is it possible that your X-ray technology is not advanced enough to reveal certain specific organisms"

A loud shout from Xu Yongmin came from the bushes, followed by a loud explosion, and then a foul "fragrance" wafted through the fresh morning air. Xiao Dong snorted, raised his middle finger towards the mountain path where Xu Yongmin had disappeared, and turned to run away, leaving the continuous booming sounds behind him.

Doctor, I am serious. Have you seen Alien? It's an American blockbuster

The female colleagues in the office burst into laughter, and Mo Fei laughed so hard that tears streamed down her face

Xiao Dong was startled, thinking that Xu Yongmin had been possessed by a spirit, and immediately wanted to follow him.

The doctor, unable to endure any longer, became furious, and Xu Yongmin had no choice but to flee in disgrace

Upon arriving at the hospital for an examination, it was discovered that the brother was still alive, indicating that the eunuch was no longer needed! However, Xu Yongmin's worries only intensified.

He lacks the courage; when a beautiful woman speaks to him, his face turns as red as a monkey's bottom

He has a fiery temper and often gets into heated arguments with restaurant owners over trivial matters such as a single cent. It is said that in his hometown, one cent can buy two kilograms of cabbage, enough to feed a family for a day

Xu Yongmin consciously picked up the paper ball from the ground and casually tossed it into the trash can, only daring to gently ask Xiaofang

Mofi is recognized by the radio as one of the three most beautiful women, possessing a devilish figure and an angelic face. She embodies almost all the virtues that a woman can have. However, it is unfortunate that she is already taken and is the mother of a six-year-old girl. It is said that her husband is the chairman of a large company, young and wealthy.

I have seen it, but rest assured about the books; there are no alien organisms inside you

Reluctantly, Xu Yongmin could only grumble as he broke off some grass and leaves nearby, gritting his teeth and frowning while cleaning up. Inadvertently, he caught sight of a dead branch on a bush, and without a second thought, he snapped it off and placed it under him. Before he could exert any force, he suddenly felt his hands empty, and then he sensed a tightness around his brother, as if something had bitten him.

Mophie is like a raging fire, constantly radiating astonishing heat, making him feel flustered. Essentially, he only dares to glance once, for he knows that a second glance will lead to a third... After a third glance, his mind will be filled with Mophie's alluring figure for the entire morning

Xu Yongmin is an ordinary fellow, utterly unsophisticated, just as his father envisioned when he named him. Had it not been for the unpredictable incident of a satellite colliding with the Earth, his life would likely have been destined to be that of a vibrant yet rustic farmer forever

Upon reaching the entrance of the hospital in one breath, Xu Yongmin turned back, raised his middle finger towards the X-ray room, and, imitating the doctor's tone, cursed: "Get the hell out of here!"

"What’s wrong? Was that man in the wrong?" Xu Yongmin scratched his head, "Shouldn't fun things be shared with friends?"

In addition to these daily chores, Xu Yongmin is also responsible for a rather daunting task—delivering toilet paper for free when colleagues forget to bring it to the restroom

Xu Yongmin, as usual, got up early at six o'clock and went out to exercise with Xiaodong.

As Xu Yongmin approached the office, he heard a burst of unrestrained laughter, melodious and pleasing to the ear, reminiscent of silver bells. However, there was a subtle hint of recklessness underlying it; it was the laughter of Mo Fei! An enchanting figure immediately surfaced in Xu Yongmin's mind.

Xu Yongmin is just that kind of person

Xu Yongmin scratched his head and averted his gaze

By the way, among the six people in the entire office, Xu Yongmin is the only male

Where are you going

Xiaofang gently pursed her lips into a smile, revealing two faint dimples at the corners of her mouth

"Get lost, how come you are trembling so much, you are simply like Tang Seng! Get lost! Go as far away as you can, don't let me see you again."

The female colleagues in the office made a mess on the floor with snacks, so he has to take a mop to clean it up

Doctor, I feel that my right arm is thicker than before. Is it hiding something inside?

Sister Fei mentioned that a young man went on a business trip to Shanghai and encountered a beautiful woman on the long-distance bus who borrowed his shoulder for a nap. When the young man returned, he excitedly boasted to his girlfriend about the encounter, only to be scolded harshly by her. The two ended up breaking up, and as a result, the young man was awarded the title of the "Silliest Young Man of Ningzhou City in 2005"

No need, excessive exposure to X-rays is not beneficial for the human body

It truly is unfortunate. Last night, while Xu Yongmin was tidying up his room, he found a well-packaged bottle of orange juice under the bed, the date of which he could not recall. Adhering to the principle of not wasting food, he casually consumed it. As a result, he experienced no issues throughout the night, but unexpectedly, the next morning, he encountered a problem just as he was running back.

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In rural customs, it has always been the practice to hold the rice bowl and squat on the threshold while eating

I can no longer continue